IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE STRESSMAS
Mountains of red, green, gold, and sparkle hit you wherever you go. And it started the day after Halloween. Get in the spirit everyone. Christmas wasn’t what you hoped it would be last year as some families were still Covid-concerned. So now the pressure is on to make up for it. Whatever you normally do, double it. Guilt goes a long way in giving in to everything everyone wants. All money aside. Ah yes, visions of holiday credit card debt to come. Are you traveling? Whoa, Christmas chaos in the airport. Doing Christmas on your own where the guest list is rapidly growing? Ready to pull out your hair before you pull out the lights that like every year are impossible to untangle? Any wonder stress is at the top of your list, and you’d like to start a new tradition called “Give it a rest?”
HORMONES ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE
Holiday stress can send your hormones into an unbalanced burnout. All the messages these vital communicators are supposed to send your entire body as to what they’re supposed to do, get tangled in tinsel; cortisol, insulin, thyroid…even the normally happy, fuzzy feel-good hormones serotonin and oxytocin. While Christmas is supposed to be a magical time of the year, it’s also the time of the year you surrender your body and health to the unwelcome gifts that come from all your unbalanced hormones.
TESTOSTERONE SLEDDING OFF THE ROOF
Stress affects everyone. And it definitely can affect their testosterone levels–fatigue, depression, moodiness, compromised immune system, high cholesterol, high blood pressure, erectile dysfunction not even standing under the mistletoe on end can end, and loss of muscle strength. Which really ought to get lifters’ attention.
MRS. CLAUS AND MENOPAUSE
Fortunately for Mrs. Claus, living in the North Pole can chill her hot flashes. But it does nothing for the other ups and downs caused by the fluctuating estrogen that comes with menopause, like insomnia or sleep apnea, thinning hair, mood changes, loss of breast fullness, slowed metabolism, and weight gain. Christmas Carol has her own estrogen problems, alternating PMS with perimenopause. No greasing up her body.
SANTA’S NOT THE ONLY POSTER PERSON FOR BELLY FAT
Let’s consider all the luscious, but leaden holiday goodies; the greasy goose and turducken, the cookies, the cookie dough, the fruitcakes, Christmas puddings…then there’s the toasted white chocolate mocha latte with whip, and Irish cream cold brews at Starbucks. Yeah, they could pack on a few pounds. To be expected. But easy to get off after the New Year. Not for everyone, however. Hormonal weight gain is something altogether different. When hormones are stressed, they can make the weight hold on, on an ongoing basis. You can eat clean, workout hard, try everything, but the weight won’t budge. And it’s not something you can regift next year.
HOLIDAY PLANS WITH MORE WRINKLES THAN USUAL
Look in the mirror. Where’s the glow? Who is the dry-skinned, sallow-looking, lined -face person looking back at you who you’re sure is beginning to look a lot like the Grinch? Not pretty. Once again, stressed hormones. Estrogen, testosterone, thyroid, human growth hormone…what the dickens…
GIVE YOUR CHRISTMAS STORY A HAPPY ENDING
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